Post by ~*Zeny*~ on Jan 17, 2010 16:14:38 GMT -5
You Should Already Know
I'm Sawyer, a short nd sweet name if do say so myself. Ask
any of my friends to impersonate me, and you'll get, "B..BU..BUT...WHERE IS THE APPLE JUICE!?!?!?!". I'm a man, a man of finer tings in life, such as lemonade. A man of insanity and saneness combined. hat? You just wanted to know my gender? Well too bad for you. Alias? Why use an alias?! How are people gonna remember you if you pretend to be someone else? Though I do pretend to be 28 instead of my actual age of 234 and counting. HA! Not a wrinkle on my face, no one would believe me if i said my real age! And I don't want to go to the happy house... again. My favorite thing to say? Well you know that character Jack Sparrow in the mortal world. Yeah, well his personality was stolen from me! I should sue!
Can't you Tell?
I got a rugged look going, and I'm proud of it. You know I got a a little beard, and shaggy hair. Brown... so bland, So you think I should die it? My body, ay? Haha well I pride myself on my ripped arms and abs. Me? I'm a vampire. You know pointy teeth and such. But I wanna get this straight. I DON'T SPARKLE!!! And bel;ive me, I don;t dress in those capes and go around saying "I want to suck your blood!" Man this media is giving me a bad rap. Me? Well I can control peoples minds...somewhat... OKAY OKAY I STINK AT IT! The only power I have is to mentally manipulate people, and I can barely do that! I shouldn't even say barley... You see the best I've gotten is getting people to get me food and drinks -sigh- life ain't fair. My attire you ask? Well I'm more of a laid back dresser... suits are meant only special occasions. When people see me, they think grunge.
Why do you want to know?
My personality is sane, mellow, cool. UNLESS I have some juice... Man I get messed up on that stuff! But it's mighty tasty. Humans have their alcohol, I got my apple juice, lemonade, orange juice, etc. And I'm neither good nor bad, I like to play both sides. Skills? Well I do love to sword and gun fight, but I do cheat every no then... Cheating is a specialty for me, whether it be in cards or games, or ANYTHING, I'm your guy. I don't really have any hobbies other than chill. Oh an cheat my way into winning things! Like poker.
Past Shmast
I was born...let me think.... oh yeah! I was born in Crete. My parents normal class... nothing exciting... I think... You see I can't remember much of my childhood. After I was changed, everything before that became a blur. Either that or the juice made me forget... I forgot. Well While I was in traveling the world as a 28 year old *cough* pirate *cough* . I told you this jack character was stolen from me! Anyway... We stopped in Italy and a vampire bit me... I spent 10 years drinking blood but I decided I couldn't stand the look on my foods face! Man I'm not a wimp! I'd like to see you live with that! Anyways I discovered i didn't need to drink blood to live... So I stopped. But the hunger was horrible! And I found out juice made the hunger go away -sigh- juice.... But the side effect was i get kinda wacky while drinking juice... but hey! At least it's not blood. Family is all dead. friends? I prefer the term "acquaintances". I hang with who i feel like at the moment. I don't have any people close to me. They just get in the way.
Do you you really care?
I life In the woods, in a make shift camp. It's not paradise but I am free to do as I please. I have a degree as an Idealist but I'm basically unemployed. I do odd jobs for people but other than that I got nothing. And that's the way I like it. You wanna reach me? Send a bird to me a message. All that tech stuff too expensive, and overrated if you ask me. My goal is to find an adventure! The same thing gets boring after a while.
